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- At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With
Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
- Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't
Disguise Your Voice.
- Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something,
Ask If They Want Fries with that.
- Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label
It "In".
- Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks.
Once Everyone Has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.
- In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write
"For Sexual Favors"
- Finish All Your Sentences With "In
Accordance With The Prophecy."
- Don't Use Any Punctuation
- As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
- Ask People What Sex They Are. Laugh
Hysterically After They Answer.
- Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To
Go."
- Sing Along At The Opera.
- Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems
Don't Rhyme
- Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area
And Play Tropical Sounds All Day.
- Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You
Can't Attend Their Party because You're Not In The Mood.
- Have Your Co-workers Address You by Your
Wrestling Name, Rock-Hard.
- When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I
Won! I Won!"
- When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards
The Parking Lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
- Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The
Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of
Insanity.......
- Send this page address to someone
to make them smile.. It's Called Therapy...
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