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Three blondes (natural) died and found
themselves standing before St.
Peter. He told them that before they could enter the Kingdom, they had to
tell him what Easter was.
The first blonde said, "Easter is a holiday
where they have a big feast and we give thanks and eat turkey." St. Peter
said, "Noooooo," and he banished her to hell.
The second blonde said, "Easter is when we
celebrate Jesus' birth and exchange gifts." St. Peter said, "Noooooo," and
he banished her to hell.
The third blonde said, she knew what Easter is, and St. Peter said, "So, tell
me." She said, "Easter is a Christian holiday that coincides with the
Jewish festival of Passover. Jesus was having Passover feast with His disciples
when he was betrayed by Judas, and the Romans arrested him. The Romans
hung Him on the cross and eventually He died. Then they buried Him in a tomb
behind a very large boulder ...St. Peter said, "Verrrrrry good." Then the
blonde continued, "Now every year the Jews roll away the boulder and Jesus comes
out. If he sees his shadow, we have six more weeks of basketball."
St. Peter fainted.
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